President-elect Donald Trump tweeted that “The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes.”

Source: How the US’s nuclear weapons compare to Russia’s – Business Insider

And the King of Saudi Arabia tweeted that “until the world comes to its senses about deserts, we will immediately begin importing more sand.

The world markets reacted: Brazil wants to import more Brazil nuts, China wants to import more chop sticks and India announced it is in desperate need of more gurus.

Not to be outdone, the Eskimoes announced they would begin importing  new snow making equipment and  Venice Beach, California put an emergency call out to Des Moines, Iowa to send “more wackos.”